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Laura Eugenia Newhall was an American writer.

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Dish Dogs is a 2000 American romantic comedy film. It stars Sean Astin and Matthew Lillard and was directed by Robert Kubilos. The film is about the relationship between two friends and when they find love they must both go their separate ways.

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