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The tasseled blenny is a species of combtooth blenny native to the Indo-West Pacific. A single specimen was reported in 2013 in the Mediterranean Sea off Antalya, Turkey.\nThis species reaches a length of 6.2 centimetres (2.4 in) TL.
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James Aubrey \"Turk\" Scott Jr. was an American politician who was a member of the Maryland House of Delegates from December 1972 until his assassination on July 13, 1973.
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