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Inosine-5'-monophosphate dehydrogenase 2, also known as IMP dehydrogenase 2, is an enzyme that in humans is encoded by the IMPDH2 gene.
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{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?","punchline":"A nervous wreck.","id":258}
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Lain Maw Thee JuNon is a Burmese rock singer and songwriter. She is considered one of the early female rock vocalists in Myanmar. A core supporter of the National League for Democracy, she actively participated and performed in the election campaign in November, 2015.
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