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{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}

{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}

{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}

{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}

{"slip": { "id": 223, "advice": "Vinegar is a powerful cleaning agent."}}

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{"type":"general","setup":"Why are fish so smart?","punchline":"Because they live in schools!","id":299}

{"fact":"Your cat's heart beats at a rate almost double that of yours, from 110-140 beats per minute.","length":92}

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